Ohhh that’s better

…the only one resounding thing I remember from last night was a comment indicating there might be some oral sex. I have no idea who it was who said, who they were saying it to or if I was in anyway involved. Typical.

…need a good dream tonight. You know the who, the where, the why….so get on with it!!!!

Just got asked what I’d like to watch on TV and when I replied their response was “Why? Which boyfriend is on tonight?”

Am I that predictable?

This is the reason I’ve been a bit absent this week. Poor little puppy has to wear it for a week :(

It’s gonna be a long night - my dog won’t settle.

My little dog has got a horrible rash on his back leg and he won’t stop nibbling it and he’s so depressed and I can’t make it going away quickly for him and…..you see my dilemma. Being an adult sucks :(

Saw a Dalek rolling down the street today. This is my life….

Just had a really vivid ‘end of the world dream’. One where you wake up and can’t figure out what’s real or not.

Damn you Supernatural!

Screaming at my Facebook because….

I DON’T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU’RE HAVING FOR DINNER TONIGHT LIKE I DON’T FUCKING CARE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK!!!!!

(and yes…I’m aware there is an ‘unfriend’ option)

There’s nothing more tragic than a man in a full cycle outfit and no bike…

Why are some people such fucktards?

Been dealing with some really stupid people tonight. Done a lot of head shaking/eye rolling/wtf? faces. I mean….really….?

You know you’re in trouble when only an hour after dinner you feel really hungry again…

A day that started ever so shitty has turned out surprisingly okay.

Oooo chocolate - how I love thee…